The Thespian Life

lynzave: today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:42:02 -0400

today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:57:54 -0400

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:34:38 -0400

oprahs-right-nipple: when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:31:39 -0400

oprahs-right-nipple:

when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher

iguanamouth: iguanamouth: ive never actually seen high school musical can someone give me a...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:56:22 -0400

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

ive never actually seen high school musical can someone give me a summary

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:38:13 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:45:44 -0400

“He’s got this almost scientific mind with a thirst for...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:40:51 -0400

“He’s got this almost scientific mind with a thirst for knowledge. He’s like this little Einstein.”

anaisforthewin: shapeshiftandtrick: ryan-aniki: shapeshiftandtrick: how does one tell a boy that...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:50:22 -0400

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

text them and start playing one of those 20q games

if they start being a dodgy fella drop em

if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.

If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

sildachi: sildachi: sildachi: who does polyphemus hate more than odysseus nobody guys please...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:00:32 -0400

sildachi:

sildachi:

sildachi:

who does polyphemus hate more than odysseus

nobody

guys please it’s a literature joke i need your support on this

gleeks in 2009 and gleeks now

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:49:47 -0400

gleeks in 2009 and gleeks now

wandererstryding: if you think having thick hair is a blessing youre wrong

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:34:01 -0400

wandererstryding:

if you think having thick hair is a blessing youre wrong

somehowfurious: kissing-monsters: apiphile: sexxxisbeautiful: ...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:32:32 -0400

somehowfurious:

kissing-monsters:

apiphile:

sexxxisbeautiful:

pizzagrrrl:

Peggielene Bartels, A.K.A. King Peggy, is currently the King of Otuam, Ghana. She was chosen to be one of only three female kings in Ghana, and when she discovered that male chauvinists wanted her to only be a figurehead, she said: “They were treating me like I am a second-class citizen because I am a woman. I said, ‘Hell no, you’re not going to do this to a woman!’” When she encountered corruption and the threat of embezzlement to the royal funds, she declared “I’m going to squeeze their balls so hard their eyes pop!”

King Peggy has maintained her work in Ghana’s embassy in Washington, D.C. while making education affordable in Otuam, installing borehead wells to produce clean drinking water, enforcing incarceration laws to deal with domestic violence, replenishing the royal coffers by taxing Otuam’s fishing industry to improve life in the village, and appointing three women to her council.

“Nobody should tell you, ‘You’re a woman, you can’t do it,’” she insists. “You can do it. Be ready to accept it when the calling comes.”

Quoted from the Spring/Summer 2012 issue of Ms. Magazine.

What a beautiful badass woman.

King Peggy has been on my blog before but this is my goddamn blog and I will have King Peggy on here twice if I want.

MORE FEMALE KINGS.

Always reblog King Peggy, who is on my dash far less than she should be. Did you know she has written a book about her life? It is great, and you should all get right on that if you haven’t already.

snapchatting: your honor, i plead not guilty on the grounds that i was just bein miley

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:31:10 -0400

snapchatting:

your honor, i plead not guilty on the grounds that i was just bein miley

iloveriandawson: I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 15:25:23 -0400

iloveriandawson:

I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok

offendpoppunk: offendpoppunk: shhh do not disturb the summer...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 12:42:08 -0400

offendpoppunk:

offendpoppunk:

shhh do not disturb the summer bloggers in their natural habitat

revenge of the summer bloggers

suihin: “calm down, it’s just a spider”

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 22:40:41 -0400

suihin:

“calm down, it’s just a spider”

sketchlock: mshpiece: misscherry: meowlingquimm: butts-diseas...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 22:40:32 -0400

sketchlock:

mshpiece:

misscherry:

meowlingquimm:

butts-disease:

johnisdollywood:

I’m gonna throw my computer in the trash.

god

fucking

dammit

this is the gratest comic on the internet. you can all go home

this is so stupid why am I laughing

SHUT UP THIS WAS SO BAD

THANK THANK THANK THANK

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 21:59:00 -0400

heavymetallecturemonster: someone explain to me how parents can scream at you until you’re crying...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 12:53:21 -0400

heavymetallecturemonster:

someone explain to me how parents can scream at you until you’re crying and then act like nothing happened 20 minutes later