thecapn: did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers...
larrysshowersthatarebritish: [majestically tap dances away from your awful opinion]
alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
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slow-roasted-idiocy: awesometriathlon: catgh0st: Let’s see who’s over 18 I’m 15. It was one of my favorite Disney movies growing up.
dslites: why does chad just carry a basketball to every class like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies chad u ok chad chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok
worldfamousprofessor: spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious” contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition? moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
thewizardofosnes: bethrevis: darkstoriesofthenorth: for-one-shining-moment: youandiwillwerealike: subliminal-mind-duck: John Green’s car breaks down The Fault in Our Cars this calls for a John Green gets locked in a pub The Fault in Our Bars John Green writes a strongly worded pamphlet on the flaws of the Russian Monarchy The Fault in Our Czars John Green writes a sci fi. ...
davegrohlsfacialhair: i recommend the creme brulee i recommend you go away
beifag: k1mkardashian: girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
captainmjolnir: I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood I mean seriously what do you think we do every month
i-said-adventure: theshirelock: if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes AMEN
christoph-waltzed: I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to. She came in the next day with her hair cut how she...
partyintheurl: walk up into the club like where are the penguins?
snorlaxatives: legalize peruvian puff peppers
slow it down: hepatitisbey: I don’t want to learn... →
hepatitisbey: I don’t want to learn in a classroom anymore. I want to travel and talk to people and learn that way. I want to learn as I go, gathering knowledge and not being rigorously tested on it. I don’t want to lose passion in the things I like because of the worry of exams. I want to…
princeowl: when kids complain about school or joke about dropping out im pretty sure theyre not saying that they dont want an education theyre saying that the school system is flawed and horrible and makes them feel shitty about themselves and doesnt provide a good environment for learning
peach-hero: why does no one talk about the movie Sky High
lindsaychrist: mewtwerk: psychological torture feat. tyra banks
tea-tears-and-bbc: ballerina-austin: deductionswiththedoctor: So we started reading Romeo and Juliet in English class and i yelled out SPOILER: Romeo and Juliet die… and i shit you not at least 1/3 of the class got really pissed at me beacuse they didnt know thats how it ended IT TELLS YOU IN THE PROLOGUE CIVIL BLOOD MAKES CIVIL HANDS UNCLEAN WHAT DID YOU THINK THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT,...
snorlaxatives: i’m not cleaning that up haven’t seen that show in three years and i still managed to read that in her voice
lea-michele: WHEN DID GLEE JUST BECOME A PSA FOR EVERY SINGLE ISSUE THAT IS POTENTIALLY RELEVANT TO TEENAGERS LIKE DO THEY REALISE THAT PEOPLE DON’T WATCH THIS SHOW TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON EVERY FUCKING WEEK IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT SOME LOSERS WHO JOINED A SHOWCHOIR
yawnjolras: ok the most important thing is that the future scientists reinstate pluto as a planet promise, science side of tumblr u better do it